sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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