is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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