You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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