well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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