I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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