We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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