i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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