Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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