Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Randomize
