I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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