so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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