no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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