My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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