Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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