does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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