I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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