Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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