idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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