love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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