All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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