i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This is the high leading the old right now
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
