Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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