Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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