...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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