Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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