Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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