Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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