Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
