How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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