Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
