Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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