why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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