i think i have two assholes
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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