White coat. Heels.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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