My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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