oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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