I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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