I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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