maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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