She is in my trunk
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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