You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You are a genius and a whore.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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