Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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