judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
The convent might be a nice break from real life
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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