In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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