yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I am mentally ready for anal.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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