I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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