So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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