He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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