I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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