I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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